Okay so that video isn’t as horrible as i thought. The man was killed because he stole, not because he was gay. Yes its still horrible, but its just not as horrible if y’get me?
Skype: foxprince- Someone entertain me and or show me your penis. Idk i just like penis okay ;____;
If somebody knows gay or bi blokes where i live, will you please point me in their direction. Because i am fucking sick of being single
You make me feel like shit. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
tr1ckkks asked: good or bad omg?
tr1ckkks asked: came across your pic of your bulge , it made me horny
Glad i didn’t get my hopes up.
Apparently lost 5 pounds, it doesn’t show yet, but wew
Gonna have an emotional and angry wank
You pick me up And you bring me down When I thought I found in you solid ground, oh You turn my smile Into a frown
May be moving to Birmingham for 4 months in 2013
When somebody thinks i'm straight. LOL
I’ve made a good few friends in Uni now, but i’ve noticed that they’re all female. Idk whats wrong with me, i’ve become all awkward around good looking guys, and my uni is flooded with them. In one of my tutorials today, i got put into a group with the fittest guy in my entire uni, and i swear i couldn’t even look at him when i was speaking. Omg what is wrong with me
I miss sex.
I wish i was interesting.
I hate coming home to this house, these fucking people, do they not realise how royally they’ve fucked up my life? I can’t see any of my friends unless i ask them for a lift in, and then they make me feel guilty for asking because they have to spend an hour in the car. I gave up most of my friends, my clubs, my activities because they made me. And now they give out to me because i...
Hate being ill. Lawd
Tumblrin’ from a lecture. Lol bitches :*
Send me nudes. srsly
Wearing the most comfortable boxers ever. My ass feels like its surrounded by pillows :*
I had the weirdest dream last night. Two guys knocked me out, threw me in a bathtub face down and hired a prostitute to take a shit on my back. omg
Gonna poop on you.
I want my laptop back, the webcam on this is so shitty :(
I'm a horny fucker.
Life is like a penis; when it’s hard, you get screwed. when it’s soft, you can’t beat it.
My throat is raaaaaw. not pleasant. Need someone to make me some chicken soup, feed it to me, and then cuddle me ;(
My friends are such dickheads. I actually fucking hate them right now.
Anonymous asked: when you go there next will you be on your knees?
Anonymous asked: you look like a hotter & more youthful version of ewan mcgreggor if you dont mind me saying
Saw so many naked blokes today in the changing rooms, if it wasn’t for the fact i was there with friends i’d have had a full on woody. omg they were all so fucking fit D’:
Anonymous asked: whats yours then? loose bum or used to it?
Anonymous asked: but doesnt it get better with time?
Anonymous asked: can you like, explain what bottoming feels like for the first time?
Day 1 at the gym:
I spent 20 minutes running track, the soles of my feet burn. Spent 30 minutes on a bike machine. spent 20 minutes on a chest weight machine thingy spent 20 minutes on a treadmill spent 20 minutes on a stairmaster spent 40 minutes on a leg weights machine Everywhere kinda aches. My bum muscles fucking kill, i swear it hurts more than my first time bottoming omg. I can tell that by christmas i...
Everybody in my country is currently out drinking, except my shitty friends. I really need to get some fun friends. fucking bores
So bored of everything right now. My friends are so boring, they never want to do anything urgh. Going to the gym tomorrow for 4 hours to vent myself.
Probably going to go out and have a few drinks tomorrow :3
Needed new music on my ipod, and because i don’t have my laptop, i used my dad. so all my songs on my ipod got deleted for new songs. ;_______;
Awkward questions time? HIT ME.
I feel like, i’ve suddenly gotten attractive. Since dying my hair white/silver, idk i’m getting more appreciative looks rather than lookes of “well he’s weird.” IDK